Can We Just Take a Moment

Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
01/26/2016 at 22:50 • Filed to: None

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To recognize that these great cars:

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Are built by the same company that was putting out these cars ranging from sacks of crap to thoroughly okay just 10 years ago:

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(I feel I remember reading the SSR was supposed to supplement the loss of the Camaro.. Yeah.)

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DISCUSSION (39)


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/26/2016 at 22:52

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*sees envoy*

*prepares fleet for war*


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
01/26/2016 at 22:53

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Shh.. It’s okay. It’s the whale-like XL.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/26/2016 at 22:55

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*relaxes posturing*

*calls for retreat of 85% of fleet*

*fleet still best in world*


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/26/2016 at 22:58

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With the exception of the Malibu, I like all the 10 year old cars in this post.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/26/2016 at 22:58

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i’m shocked the big caddie is only 3600lbs. and its meant to be an S-calss fighter? color me impressed


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/26/2016 at 22:58

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The pre face lifted Impala look better imo.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/26/2016 at 22:59

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I’m willing to accept THREE of the cars are great.

Guess which three. :p


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > not for canada - australian in disguise
01/26/2016 at 22:59

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I’d be okay with the Buick and Caddy, but the other three things can burn for all I care.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/26/2016 at 23:00

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That’s the new Malibu, friend.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/26/2016 at 23:02

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Is it?

Fair enough. It is an improvement. I feel like it could be better though.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
01/26/2016 at 23:03

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Could be, but then we’d end up with another Impala, just ever so slightly smaller.


Kinja'd!!! Boxer_4 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/26/2016 at 23:05

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Unpopular opinion time: I kind of like the SSR (the later models with the LS2 and 6-speed manual)


Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/26/2016 at 23:06

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But these could make a fun sleeper with the Northstar...


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/26/2016 at 23:07

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The Buick Lucerne is actually pretty nice, especially with the Northstar.


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/26/2016 at 23:08

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I’d like to add the Cobalt to this list. I wish I could put my dad’s Cobalt on a set of railroad ties and shoot at it with a mini gun from then freight engine I was about to annihilate it with.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
01/26/2016 at 23:09

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Hey, I said thoroughly okay for some of them.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jack Does Cars
01/26/2016 at 23:10

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That definitely leans toward the “thoroughly okay” end of my scale. I’d commute one.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Scary__goongala!
01/26/2016 at 23:10

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I was gonna add the Cobalt, but the SS Turbo stopped me.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/26/2016 at 23:12

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My former neighbors had a very nice 2008 Lucerne with the Northstar. I remember 0-60 runs in the 6 second range. And it was so smooth.


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/26/2016 at 23:14

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A few turbos does not undo the sins that were the regular cars haha.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Scary__goongala!
01/26/2016 at 23:18

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A nice body kit, some Recaros, and what was at one time the fastest Nurburgring time for a FWD car do a pretty decent job of at least hiding them..


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/26/2016 at 23:23

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I’m not trying to rag on the SS cars. They had some fine pedigree for what they were. A shame we don’t have more cars like them where the sporty version is actually wayyy more than just cooler wheels and a wing.


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/26/2016 at 23:30

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Yes! I really want a new Escalade ESV in that lovely brown color. That and a V12 CT8/9 *crosses fingers*


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/26/2016 at 23:31

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hey now this isn’t as awful as you’d think.

On the one hand, a loaded $60,000 2011 version is actually a nice car. On the other hand, $60,000 worth of loaded up anything from 2011 ought to be even nicer.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/26/2016 at 23:34

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Is that blue .... Thing .... The new Malibu? That front end is hideous!

I like the rest of them though.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > shop-teacher
01/26/2016 at 23:35

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It actually looks really great in person. It doesn’t photograph very well and I’m not sure why.


Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > shop-teacher
01/26/2016 at 23:40

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Don’t listen to Logansteno, it looks just as depressed in person.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/26/2016 at 23:43

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Hrmmmm, I dunno. I guess I’ll find out.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > for Michigan
01/26/2016 at 23:43

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Ha!


Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/26/2016 at 23:43

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I really want to like the new Camaro. It’s lighter, nimbler, and has a great engine line up. It even looks halfway decent and sounds good.

But I really wish they had done something to improve the visibility over the last generation. Not being able to see out of a “driver’s car” is completely unacceptable.


Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > shop-teacher
01/26/2016 at 23:48

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To be fair, it is a significant improvement over the previous car. It’s just the last one was so bad that significantly improved still isn’t good.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > for Michigan
01/26/2016 at 23:51

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I thought the design came together really well in person but w/e


Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/26/2016 at 23:54

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I actually really like everything behind the headlights. The side sculpting, greenhouse, and rear all work well.

But that face …


Kinja'd!!! El Rivinado > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/27/2016 at 00:56

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You shut your whore mouth about the DTS!!

Otherwise I agree. I wouldn’t buy a modern GM car as my first choice, but they do make good cars I will say that.

But, if I had to, make my new GM car either an Impala with the 6 and AWD, or a Cadillac CT6.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > for Michigan
01/27/2016 at 06:51

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It’s fucking terrible in person.


Kinja'd!!! TylerJ > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/27/2016 at 09:44

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All I can see is a Chrysler 200.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
01/27/2016 at 10:45

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I feel like that Camaro is getting progressively uglier with each iteration.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > wiffleballtony
01/27/2016 at 10:52

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Can’t say I agree with this statement.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > not for canada - australian in disguise
01/29/2016 at 10:44

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Change to SS or Maxx SS, OK with that too.